Christian Kane

I'm totally aware this is about 5 days late, but I'm a busy person! I do apologize! Life got in the way a little bit. This weeks winner is Christian Kane!!! (Can I just say, that I find errors, and go to edit them, and it takes out half my post so I have to fix it. So I'm sorry this changes all the time...*sigh*)



Looks :
The Hot factor: 10
The Cute Factor: 6 (I wouldn't categorize him as cute really, he has cute moments but he's more of a sizzler than anything, but his love of animals gives him a decent Awwww factor)
The Muscle Factor: 10 (Watch Leverage...his arms? Oh my god...)
The Smile Factor: 8 (Nothing wrong with it, but sometimes its hidden...)
The Eye Factor: 8
The Hair Factor: 10 (His long hair...fucking beautiful. I mean...ugh, I want to play with it!! ITS SO HOT!)
The Style Factor: 8 (Fairly generic, but its hot. He works it)
Total: 60

Voice -
The Accent Factor: 6 (Pretty generic american accent, but its got a tiny bit of a southern twang at points and I <3 it)
The Vocal Tone Factor: 10 (Its Growly. And Hot. Pretty much perfect)
The "I want them to read me a phone book" Factor: 8 (It wouldn't be the most amazing thing ever, but I think it would be very soothing.)
The Singing Factor: 10 (LISTEN TO KANE!! DOOO IT! His music is fantastic, I know not everyone likes country, but you'll like him. Seriously. His music sounds like home, and I know that makes no sense, but it really is just amazing. He's got a voice to die for.)
Total:34

Personality: 10 (He seems like the biggest sweetheart ever. Apparently he's super shy around women too, which gives him like extra points. He just seems all around fun, and awesome, and generally amazing.

Talent: 10 (He sings, He act, he designs lingerie apparently...what more could you really ever ask for?)

The Badass Factor: 10 (Watch Leverage...or Angel...Or secondhand Lions...or really anything. He's a helluva bad ass, and it rocks!)

Overall Presence: 10 (He's a cowboy. And I'm a sucker for cowboys. I have a slight obsession, but then I mean its the perfect combination of Gentlemen and Badass, what more could you really ever want in life? Seriously?! Also he just puts out a really authentic and home-y energy, and I adore it.)

Total Score: 134

Christian is basically as awesome as you can get. I actually had to try and FIND things to deduct points on. He's a cowboy, and I totally adore that. Not only does it seem like there's nothing on earth the man can't do, but he also friken SIZZLES! And by that I mean, he's so hot that I think things would burst into flame when he walks into a room. Seriously. AND HE COOKS! AND LOVES FUZZY ANIMALS! You simply cannot get any better then this ladies (And gents). He really seems like a stand up individual, and I adore to no end. Keep rockin it Chris, seriously! Oh and...come to Ohio (Or Indiana) if you ever get the chance, we'd love to see you here ^_~

Robert Downey Jr

This weeks obsession (After much debate) is Robert Downey Jr. Not sure why it was so much of a debate, since RDJ seems to win me over every time, but what the hell thats how I roll.

Looks -
The Hot factor: 10
The Cute Factor: 5
The Muscle Factor: 10 (Did you see Iron Man? There's a moment in that movie where every female watching, and maybe some of the men, stop breathing. Look at his arms. My god.)
The Smile Factor: 10 (He smiles, I smile...its infectious in an odd way.)
The Eye Factor: 8 (Pretty brown eyes, Like chocolate! But...Not edible, that's almost creepy.)
The Hair Factor: 8 (You know his hair changes a lot...so sometimes its hard to judge)
The Style Factor: 6 (I really like his style when he's not...disorganized? When he's not a slob, sometimes he can be. Its not happy, but overall...I like what he wears.)
Total: 57

Voice -
The Accent Factor: 5 (He's American *shrugs*)
The Vocal Tone Factor: 7 (I like his voice)
The "I want them to read me a phone book" Factor: 10 (You know...I think he'd read a phone book REALLY interestingly, it'd be the most fascinating phone book read ever.)
The Singing Factor: 8 (His music really grew on me, its kinda soulful, I like it. He's one of those guys who has a voice that he pours his heart into. Don't know if that makes sense, but I love it.)
Total: 30

Personality: 10 (You know, he's got some personality flaws, but so do we all. With as many downs as he's had he's managed to drag himself up out of the dirt and that earns a lot of respect in my book. And he's quirky. I like that!! He's someone I'd seriously want to have a conversation with. He's got an odd sense of humor but I like it, it makes me laugh. He's unique and that's friken awesome.)

Talent: 10 (He's brilliant. End of story)

The Badass Factor: 10 (Iron Man was fucking awesome)

Overall Presence: 10 (You know, the mans had his up and his downs...and his downs were SERIOUS downs. But he got himself standing as I said before, and I respect that. He's a quirky dude, but I think he'd make life interesting. Lots of people with his past end up throwing their lives away, and he got himself back on track, didn't need to but he did. Props dude. Props.)

Total Score: 127

I LOVE RDJ! Not only do I respect him as an actor, but as a human being. And that goes really far in my book. He's quirky and has an odd sense of humor, but at least he's an interesting dude. Besides, I think with a level of talent like his you can't not be crazy. Or at least just a little crazy. That's how actors roll. And the dude is just plain hot in an unexplainable sort of way. He's got an air about him for lack of a better word. You have to watch him, and he makes it enjoyable. I went to go see Iron Man four times in the theatre almost simply because he's like ELECTRIC. In an, Tony Starks a womanizer, but I still want him sort of way. And that's hard to pull off. He's hot, that's really all I'm trying to get at. He's got eyes and a smile that make me want to squeal loudly, like a preteen school girl only hopefully more mature sounding. Its really either squealing or hyperventilating with him I feel. If I met him I'd skip right over non-sensical babbling and right to like...paralysis and tears. Or something. Rock on. Here's a few pics for the road.

Jason Statham

Narrowly beating out Christian Kane this week, Jason Statham, star of the Transporter movies, made a quick dash to the head of the line by starring in a super bowl car commercial. Rock on Audi you win!

This is how the points added up for dear Jason.

Looks-
The Hot Factor: 10
The Cute Factor: 2
The Muscle factor: 10
The Smile Factor: 6
The Eye Factor:5
The Hair Factor: 10 (He's perfect with no hair, he wears bald-ness well. Props to him for wearing it proudly.)
The Style Factor: 7
Total: 50

Voice -
The Accent Factor: 10 (He's british, this is a win.)
The Vocal Tone Factor: 8 (Deep voice, its hot.)
The "I want them to read me a phone book" Factor: 10 (Gravelly voice, Mmmmm)
Total: 28

Personality: 7 (He's kind of mysterious, and very laid back seeming. From what I've seen, this man doesn't really do movie star. He's non-traditional. I also really like the Strong/Silent thing. Everything he says feels more important because of it. I can dig it Jason. Rock and roll.)

Talent: 8 (He's a very entertaining dude, I could watch him drive a car for hours. Which is an accomplishment because I find cars really boring for the most part.)

The Badass Factor: 10 (Dude, seriously.)

Overall Presence: 10 (I don't drive, nor do I know all that much about cars, but I DO know that I would buy any car Jason is seen driving. I'll also go see any movie he's in. I have no idea what it is about him, but for some reason he's magnetically attractive. He's like James Bond but rougher around the edges and that my friends is HOT. Not to mention he was a diver so his back is just about the hottest thing ever. This is a man I could watch hit people all day, and sometimes I do. Its good stress relief.)

Total: 113

In terms of general straight up hot, you really can't get any more sizzling then Jason Statham. He could say nothing at all for a whole two hours and I would still be completely entranced by him, its something about the way he moves, and his general presence. He's sex on legs. And not just sex on legs my friends, this man is rough sex on legs. It really does not get any hotter. Not too mention he completely STOLE this week from Christian Kane! And Christian is a hard man to beat out! Jason, you sir deserve a pat on the back.

Here's a few more pics for the road!

Point System!

So, as my first post I thought I'd start working on a point system. There will be a few main categories with several sub-categories for each. Hope you can follow, its a work in progress.

Main Categories:

Looks
Voice
Personality
Talent
The Badass Factor
Overall Presence

Break down of each Category.

Looks -

The Hot factor
The Cute Factor
The Muscle Factor
The Smile Factor
The Eye Factor
The Hair Factor
The Style Factor

Voice -

The Accent Factor
The Vocal Tone Factor
The "I want them to read me a phone book" Factor
The Singing Factor (If applicable)

Personality-
(No sub-category needed)

Talent-
(No sub-category needed)

The Badass Factor
(No sub-category needed)

Overall Presence
(No Sub-category Needed)

Total Score:

And I think that's all there is too it folks!! Let me know if you think anything should be added!