Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Okay so, I'm a slacker, I admit it. I apologize, things have been busy since I hit summer, and when I'm not busy I'm usually out of the house or...sleeping. BUT I promise to make an effort to catch up on this thing, and get a few of these posts out this week to make up for my slacking. ANYWAY, this weeks obsession is Jeffrey Dean Morgan of Grey's Anatomy and Watchmen fame. Even if you don't know his name, I'm sure there's a people who would look at his picture and go "...OH! That's DENNY! I love him!!" Trust me, I have friends who do that.

Looks -

The Hot factor: 10 (He's scruffy, manly hot. Manly hot is the best thing, its basically right up there next to cowboy hot.)
The Cute Factor: 9 (He's more hot then he is cute, however anyone who watches Grey's knows that he's more then capable of producing an "AWWWWWWWWW!!!" factor. He's down right adorable sometimes, especially when he's talking about his dog Bisou. Then he gets seriously adorable, but I'll get back into that later.)
The Muscle Factor: 10 (See Watchmen. Just do it.)
The Smile Factor: 10 (He's got one of those smiles that you have to smile back at, AND he has dimples! AHH! Adorable! You just want to hug him when he smiles, he's like a friggen teddy bear I swear.)
The Eye Factor: 9 (Pretty hazelnut eyes that you want to get lost in. Mhmm.)
The Hair Factor: 10 (He's got hair you just want to run your fingers through and mess up. Like seriously.)
The Style Factor: 10 (I can't really put a name on his style, but I like it. Its very relaxed and he seems like he's comfortable in EVERYTHING he wears. He cleans up VERY well, he also looks hot in the well worn look. AND he wears man bling [rings, chunky watch, silver bracelets] and I find that hot too. Awesome.)
Total: 68

Voice -

The Accent Factor: 7 (Have to rate this a 7 since he doesn't have much of one, but I still like the way he talks. ^_^)
The Vocal Tone Factor: 10 (Lets not kid, I want him to talk to me all day. He's got one of those voices that really draws you in and keeps you drawn in. Its got like a warm and fuzzy, but still gruff and manly thing going on. Plus he seems to be able to make intelligent conversation so...thats a plus!)
The "I want them to read me a phone book" Factor: 10 (Really, I just want him to TALK to me...so if he happens to be reading a phone book, then that's fine by me!)
Total: 27

Personality: 10 (Okay, so from what I can tell from interviews, he seems down to earth, funny, very warm, and intelligent to boot. He's the artistic type, which I aboslutely ADORE, and not only is he the artistic type, but he's like manly artistic and not emo artistic which causes drooling really. HOT. AND he LOVES his dog, he got her when she was just a little puppy, and the vet told him she wouldn't survive because she was too little, so he bottle fed her for a month and he's had her for 12 years now. If that sorty doesn't make you go "OMFGTHATSADORABLEANDIWANTYOU!" I don't know what the hell will, because any man that wil bottle feed a puppy for a month, is a win. He seems like a sweetheart. Awesome. And hot. Sha.)

Talent: 10 (Okay, anyone who can jump from Denny to John Winchester to Edward Blake AKA The Comedian, is friggen talented as all hell. Rock on sir, I commend you, especially since not only could he make a jump from a guy like Denny to a guy like The Comedian, but he made the Comedian someone you may have greatly disliked, but were still sympathetic towards. Making your character that human is the highest acheivement. Hard core!)

The Badass Factor: 10 (He's John Winchester on Supernatural, and The Comedian. You really can out-badass him. And he's still loveable! Whaaaat!? WIN!)

Overall Presence: 10 (He's a sweetheart, he's a gentleman, he loves his dog, and he paints. And after all that, he's still about as manly as you can get. WTF. That's pretty much as perfect as you can get. He's one of those guys that you really just want to hang out, and drink beer with, or gush over for the rest of forever. He seems like a caring soul, and that shows in his interviews. Rock on sir. Keep being awesome.)

Total Score: 135 (assuming I counted right)

In conclusion JDM is about as awesome as awesome gets. He's a man's man, he's an artist, and he loves his dog. That is the mark of greatness. My mom has loved him since he went on Grey's and for the LONGEST time I REFUSED to like him because my mom did. BUT she has good taste. I have to hand that to her. As soon as I started watching Supernatural, I couldn't get enough of the guy. He's addicting I swear. Got to love a guy with scruff and dimples. ^_^ Here's a few pics for the road.

Misha Collins

I'm terrible and I haven't had time to update in like TWO WHOLE MONTHS!! WTF!? Tragic I know, BUT it lieu of me finally only having math homework and monologue work...you're getting a new update. On a Tuesday!! Ooooooh...I may post another on Sunday to make up for my missing like 8 weeks...

Anyway, without further ado I present Misha Collins, my new obsession of the moment.


Looks -

The Hot factor: 10 (I get all squeal-tastic when he's on screen in supernatural, its almost embarrassing to watch it with other people in the room simply because of the high pitch squeek I make when he appears. He's "I'd walk into a wall I'm so busy looking at you" hot. No joke.)
The Cute Factor: 9 (Castiel is super adorable...seriously, watch supernatural)
The Muscle Factor: 7 ( Can't quite rate it, he's always in a trench coat on Supernatural, HOWEVER he was in an episode of Nip/Tuck where he preforms an epic feat of flexibility, which is an automatic win.)
The Smile Factor: 10 (He's got one of those smiles that makes you giggle/smile every time. Like seriously...)
The Eye Factor: 10 (Bluest. Eyes. EVER!!)
The Hair Factor: 10 (Perfect as is!)
The Style Factor: 8 (Can't get a super good lock on it, but it seems down to earth and awesome.)
Total: 64

Voice -

The Accent Factor: 7 (He's American, BUT he wins points for his ability to do a decent russian accent, that just earns my respect dude.)
The Vocal Tone Factor: 10 (I love his voice when its normal, but as Castiel...its like the hottest thing ever, all growly and...hot basically. I mean...I could listen to him say "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition" Over...and over...and then over again.)
The "I want them to read me a phone book" Factor: 10 (He'd make it interesting I think)
Total: 27

Personality: 10 (He seems to be a really genuine, awesome individual. One of those guys that really just projects good feelings and warmth. He seems to just be like...almost perfect. Funny, caring, smart...I can't seem to find a single thing WRONG with him. The fans all say he's one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Which is like hard core, you look good then you're hot, you look good AND you're nice = Epic win. He's done lots of things in his life, and he seems to just really be living life for what it is. Hard core sir, I commend you.)

Talent: 10 (For the record, I'm starting to think there isn't anything this man CAN'T do. He acts with wonderful talent, can fake a russian, he writes poetry (AWESOME!!), built his own home, built his own furniture, started a software company, and worked as a white house aid to Bill Clinton. So he's one friken smart cookie. Which makes him like INFINITLY more attractive. Seriously. I just kind of want to stand in a room with him and bask in his awesome-ness. Or hug him. That'd be effective as well I think ^_~)

The Badass Factor: 10 (You know...the fact that he built his own house gains him automatic points, also he played an assassin on 24. And plays a warrior angel on Supernatural. While Cas has yet to preform any major feats of outright badassness...he pretty much gets 10 point just for being a 'Warrior Angel'. What a good title to have.)

Overall Presence 10 (Seriously, he's nice, super damn attractive, apparently incredibly smart, and has done more things in his life then like at least 75% of the world it seems. Not only has he done all the stuff I previously listed, BUT he's also worked for NPR radio, studied Social Theory at the University of Chicago, has slept in an igloo, studied Bhuddism in Nepal with monks, and apparently goes back every year to practice more bhuddist meditation. He could not get more mind blowingly attractive if he tried. He's tall, dark, handsom, and smart to boot. I feel as though I'd either go into shock if I met him, or my brain would cease function completely. He's just SO EPIC! He's WAY to hot to actually be that awesome of a human being! Good on you sir!! Watch Supernatural, it makes my week better every week. I kid you not, no matter how SHIT my day has been, Castiel and the gang ALWAYS ALWAYS put a smile on my face. As an actor, I commend you Misha for being able to create a character so dynamic, stoic, intriguing, endearing, and sizzling all at the same time. Rock the hell on! You're an inspiring human being, keep it trucking dude.)

Total Score: 131

Of the non-singers, Misha seems to be in the lead! ROCK ON! I feel as though you massively deserve it. Misha seems to be just an all around interesting, smart, cool individual, and he's a great actor to boot. AND super attractive!! He's basically just a straight up win. My week is made automatically better if he's on supernatural, and his interviews never fail to make me smile. Spead his awesome-ness. He's one super cool dude. He's basically the definition of tall, dark and handsom I think. What a win. Here's a few pics for the road!

Christian Kane

I'm totally aware this is about 5 days late, but I'm a busy person! I do apologize! Life got in the way a little bit. This weeks winner is Christian Kane!!! (Can I just say, that I find errors, and go to edit them, and it takes out half my post so I have to fix it. So I'm sorry this changes all the time...*sigh*)



Looks :
The Hot factor: 10
The Cute Factor: 6 (I wouldn't categorize him as cute really, he has cute moments but he's more of a sizzler than anything, but his love of animals gives him a decent Awwww factor)
The Muscle Factor: 10 (Watch Leverage...his arms? Oh my god...)
The Smile Factor: 8 (Nothing wrong with it, but sometimes its hidden...)
The Eye Factor: 8
The Hair Factor: 10 (His long hair...fucking beautiful. I mean...ugh, I want to play with it!! ITS SO HOT!)
The Style Factor: 8 (Fairly generic, but its hot. He works it)
Total: 60

Voice -
The Accent Factor: 6 (Pretty generic american accent, but its got a tiny bit of a southern twang at points and I <3 it)
The Vocal Tone Factor: 10 (Its Growly. And Hot. Pretty much perfect)
The "I want them to read me a phone book" Factor: 8 (It wouldn't be the most amazing thing ever, but I think it would be very soothing.)
The Singing Factor: 10 (LISTEN TO KANE!! DOOO IT! His music is fantastic, I know not everyone likes country, but you'll like him. Seriously. His music sounds like home, and I know that makes no sense, but it really is just amazing. He's got a voice to die for.)
Total:34

Personality: 10 (He seems like the biggest sweetheart ever. Apparently he's super shy around women too, which gives him like extra points. He just seems all around fun, and awesome, and generally amazing.

Talent: 10 (He sings, He act, he designs lingerie apparently...what more could you really ever ask for?)

The Badass Factor: 10 (Watch Leverage...or Angel...Or secondhand Lions...or really anything. He's a helluva bad ass, and it rocks!)

Overall Presence: 10 (He's a cowboy. And I'm a sucker for cowboys. I have a slight obsession, but then I mean its the perfect combination of Gentlemen and Badass, what more could you really ever want in life? Seriously?! Also he just puts out a really authentic and home-y energy, and I adore it.)

Total Score: 134

Christian is basically as awesome as you can get. I actually had to try and FIND things to deduct points on. He's a cowboy, and I totally adore that. Not only does it seem like there's nothing on earth the man can't do, but he also friken SIZZLES! And by that I mean, he's so hot that I think things would burst into flame when he walks into a room. Seriously. AND HE COOKS! AND LOVES FUZZY ANIMALS! You simply cannot get any better then this ladies (And gents). He really seems like a stand up individual, and I adore to no end. Keep rockin it Chris, seriously! Oh and...come to Ohio (Or Indiana) if you ever get the chance, we'd love to see you here ^_~

Robert Downey Jr

This weeks obsession (After much debate) is Robert Downey Jr. Not sure why it was so much of a debate, since RDJ seems to win me over every time, but what the hell thats how I roll.

Looks -
The Hot factor: 10
The Cute Factor: 5
The Muscle Factor: 10 (Did you see Iron Man? There's a moment in that movie where every female watching, and maybe some of the men, stop breathing. Look at his arms. My god.)
The Smile Factor: 10 (He smiles, I smile...its infectious in an odd way.)
The Eye Factor: 8 (Pretty brown eyes, Like chocolate! But...Not edible, that's almost creepy.)
The Hair Factor: 8 (You know his hair changes a lot...so sometimes its hard to judge)
The Style Factor: 6 (I really like his style when he's not...disorganized? When he's not a slob, sometimes he can be. Its not happy, but overall...I like what he wears.)
Total: 57

Voice -
The Accent Factor: 5 (He's American *shrugs*)
The Vocal Tone Factor: 7 (I like his voice)
The "I want them to read me a phone book" Factor: 10 (You know...I think he'd read a phone book REALLY interestingly, it'd be the most fascinating phone book read ever.)
The Singing Factor: 8 (His music really grew on me, its kinda soulful, I like it. He's one of those guys who has a voice that he pours his heart into. Don't know if that makes sense, but I love it.)
Total: 30

Personality: 10 (You know, he's got some personality flaws, but so do we all. With as many downs as he's had he's managed to drag himself up out of the dirt and that earns a lot of respect in my book. And he's quirky. I like that!! He's someone I'd seriously want to have a conversation with. He's got an odd sense of humor but I like it, it makes me laugh. He's unique and that's friken awesome.)

Talent: 10 (He's brilliant. End of story)

The Badass Factor: 10 (Iron Man was fucking awesome)

Overall Presence: 10 (You know, the mans had his up and his downs...and his downs were SERIOUS downs. But he got himself standing as I said before, and I respect that. He's a quirky dude, but I think he'd make life interesting. Lots of people with his past end up throwing their lives away, and he got himself back on track, didn't need to but he did. Props dude. Props.)

Total Score: 127

I LOVE RDJ! Not only do I respect him as an actor, but as a human being. And that goes really far in my book. He's quirky and has an odd sense of humor, but at least he's an interesting dude. Besides, I think with a level of talent like his you can't not be crazy. Or at least just a little crazy. That's how actors roll. And the dude is just plain hot in an unexplainable sort of way. He's got an air about him for lack of a better word. You have to watch him, and he makes it enjoyable. I went to go see Iron Man four times in the theatre almost simply because he's like ELECTRIC. In an, Tony Starks a womanizer, but I still want him sort of way. And that's hard to pull off. He's hot, that's really all I'm trying to get at. He's got eyes and a smile that make me want to squeal loudly, like a preteen school girl only hopefully more mature sounding. Its really either squealing or hyperventilating with him I feel. If I met him I'd skip right over non-sensical babbling and right to like...paralysis and tears. Or something. Rock on. Here's a few pics for the road.

Jason Statham

Narrowly beating out Christian Kane this week, Jason Statham, star of the Transporter movies, made a quick dash to the head of the line by starring in a super bowl car commercial. Rock on Audi you win!

This is how the points added up for dear Jason.

Looks-
The Hot Factor: 10
The Cute Factor: 2
The Muscle factor: 10
The Smile Factor: 6
The Eye Factor:5
The Hair Factor: 10 (He's perfect with no hair, he wears bald-ness well. Props to him for wearing it proudly.)
The Style Factor: 7
Total: 50

Voice -
The Accent Factor: 10 (He's british, this is a win.)
The Vocal Tone Factor: 8 (Deep voice, its hot.)
The "I want them to read me a phone book" Factor: 10 (Gravelly voice, Mmmmm)
Total: 28

Personality: 7 (He's kind of mysterious, and very laid back seeming. From what I've seen, this man doesn't really do movie star. He's non-traditional. I also really like the Strong/Silent thing. Everything he says feels more important because of it. I can dig it Jason. Rock and roll.)

Talent: 8 (He's a very entertaining dude, I could watch him drive a car for hours. Which is an accomplishment because I find cars really boring for the most part.)

The Badass Factor: 10 (Dude, seriously.)

Overall Presence: 10 (I don't drive, nor do I know all that much about cars, but I DO know that I would buy any car Jason is seen driving. I'll also go see any movie he's in. I have no idea what it is about him, but for some reason he's magnetically attractive. He's like James Bond but rougher around the edges and that my friends is HOT. Not to mention he was a diver so his back is just about the hottest thing ever. This is a man I could watch hit people all day, and sometimes I do. Its good stress relief.)

Total: 113

In terms of general straight up hot, you really can't get any more sizzling then Jason Statham. He could say nothing at all for a whole two hours and I would still be completely entranced by him, its something about the way he moves, and his general presence. He's sex on legs. And not just sex on legs my friends, this man is rough sex on legs. It really does not get any hotter. Not too mention he completely STOLE this week from Christian Kane! And Christian is a hard man to beat out! Jason, you sir deserve a pat on the back.

Here's a few more pics for the road!

Point System!

So, as my first post I thought I'd start working on a point system. There will be a few main categories with several sub-categories for each. Hope you can follow, its a work in progress.

Main Categories:

Looks
Voice
Personality
Talent
The Badass Factor
Overall Presence

Break down of each Category.

Looks -

The Hot factor
The Cute Factor
The Muscle Factor
The Smile Factor
The Eye Factor
The Hair Factor
The Style Factor

Voice -

The Accent Factor
The Vocal Tone Factor
The "I want them to read me a phone book" Factor
The Singing Factor (If applicable)

Personality-
(No sub-category needed)

Talent-
(No sub-category needed)

The Badass Factor
(No sub-category needed)

Overall Presence
(No Sub-category Needed)

Total Score:

And I think that's all there is too it folks!! Let me know if you think anything should be added!